I am a husband and a dad of two little girls. I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way. People say there is a lot of joy to be found in the simple things and I have found they can provide a healthy dose of anti-awesome as well. I am, in general, a pretty optimistic guy and needed a bit of a creative outlet; so here it is. Thanks for stopping by.
I’d love to hear from you. Drop me a line at sweetandweak@gmail.com
Simon C. Holland 
June 19th, 2022 at 2:22 pm
Hey! I think we used to carpool to North Cobb Christian when we were kids. I’m a huge fan and think you’re hilarious! Just wanted to say hi
June 19th, 2022 at 2:44 pm
Holy cow, Hi Jennifer!
April 5th, 2020 at 8:12 am
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November 24th, 2015 at 8:01 am
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January 31st, 2015 at 9:40 pm
PS. That includes the “walking around the house turning lights off” part. I think it’s instrinsic to the Y-chrome.
January 31st, 2015 at 9:37 pm
New blogger, new instagrammer, new tweeter, and old as dirt. My husband of 35 years, three daughters, and professor at an all-women’s college has said that occasionally he also has to get out of “girl-world”. You two should exchange notes, but his site isn’t up and running yet. (Yeah, that’s my job, but he does bathrooms….) Sign me up!
January 3rd, 2015 at 5:39 am
Hi there! Just wanted you to know that I think your blog is great and I have nominated you for The Versatile Blogger Award! (no pressure to accept) Take a peek: http://wp.me/p5queU-5Y
~Lisa @ Cuppa Sunshine & Sugar
November 17th, 2014 at 5:00 pm
Bless your heart! My best friend and her husband have 5 girls ages 2 to 10. He wears floppy hats and pearls quite well at birthday parties and I’m pretty sure that far-away look in his eyes rarely leaves. But, thank God for men who love their daughters! 🙂
January 13th, 2014 at 11:36 am
I’ve nominated you for the sunshine award. Love your blog! Cheers!
January 14th, 2014 at 7:22 am
Oh wow! Thanks so much, I really appreciate you reading!
December 28th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
Great blogging! I’m relatively new to the world of blogging, but I’m pretty excited to follow you. Your titles are witty and there is so much truth in what you say.
January 7th, 2014 at 3:14 pm
Oh wow, thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
August 25th, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Simon, I just stumbled upon your blog and am really enjoying it! I am the oldest of three daughters, so I know all about estrogen-filled households. I look forward to reading more!
August 25th, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Thanks so much for reading, I just checked out your blog and read about tailgating. Really funny stuff.
August 25th, 2013 at 1:08 pm
Hey, I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award
August 25th, 2013 at 3:28 pm
Wow, thank you so much!
August 19th, 2013 at 10:52 am
Hi Simon,
I believe you’re still on vacation, but I just wanted to let you know that I’ve nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award.
You can learn more at http://kneedeeplife.wordpress.com/2013/08/19/the-calendar-was-great-because-it-gave-people-a-chance-to-see-a-side-of-my-versatility/
-Alyssa
August 20th, 2013 at 3:44 pm
Wow, thanks so much! I really appreciate it.
August 13th, 2013 at 2:19 pm
Just stumbled upon your blog and so glad I did! Obviously I’m in a list of many others who enjoy it as well 🙂 Looking forward to following along! 🙂
August 13th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Thanks so much for stopping by!
July 16th, 2013 at 11:49 am
You sound interesting. Maybe even Punchyish?
January 24th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Hey, I love this blog, it’s hilarious! You have one witty pen! My family’s actually the opposite of yours…there’s 2 girls 2 boys but I’m autistic, which means “extreme male brain,” according to Baron-Cohen even though I’m a double-x, so it’s as though my mum lives with three guys. And I’m always the one fixing the electrics! 😛
January 22nd, 2013 at 12:04 pm
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August 22nd, 2012 at 11:57 am
You have a really wonderful and fun blog! And even if it sounds a bit sugary :), I did nominate you for the Super Sweet Blogging Award: http://esengasvoice.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/super-sweet-blogging-award/
August 16th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Hey there. I love your blog and I just wanted to let you know that I just nominated you for a ‘Blog on Fire’ award. Spread the love and pass it on to 8 of your favorite bloggers. 🙂
July 24th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Simon – have been reading along for months…loving your style still. An award has come your way from me…one of many I see and well deserved.
Have a read:
July 10th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Love the concept of your blog—elegant. I’m gonna read the crap out of it. Your writing is so uncluttered. Clean and simple sentences. I try to write that way myself, so I’m glad to see that that style is practiced proudly by others too.
Also, thanks for visiting my blog.
July 10th, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Thanks so much, I wish I could tell you that my uncluttered style was intentional but in reality I just don’t know a lot of words. Thanks for stopping by.
July 5th, 2012 at 8:39 am
I really like your blog, it is very funny, honest and you have real skills at writing!! Just – um – thought I’d say? That’s what blogging is about, right?
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:48 am
I have nominated you for a blog award, feel free to pass it on or just bask in the glory and ignore the rules 🙂
June 28th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
I’m happy to have come across your blog today! We’ve got a game of tag going on and I’ve tagged you! Collect your tag here: http://quietbpd.wordpress.com/2012/06/28/tag-time-again/
June 24th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
I’m paying it forward – I just nominated your blog for the One Lovely Blog Award! Check my latest post for the rules to nominate the blogs you love too! http://dreamlifemoments.wordpress.com/2012/06/24/one-lovely-blog-award/
June 26th, 2012 at 8:20 am
Awesome, Thanks so much!
June 15th, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Hey! Umm.. I nominated you for one of those blog award things. Whatever those mean ;). here
June 9th, 2012 at 1:18 am
Thanks for always keeping me laughing with your posts! I’ve nominated you for the Very Inspirational Blogger Award! 🙂
June 8th, 2012 at 7:23 am
Hey I’ve nominated you for a Kreativ Blogger award: http://markitresearch.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/kreativ-blogger-award/
June 8th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
Thanks Anne, you rock.
June 9th, 2012 at 2:13 pm
No worries : )
May 30th, 2012 at 10:09 pm
I nominated you for a Reader Appreciation award! Congratulations and keep up the great work! http://newsofthetimes.org/2012/05/30/two-more-awards-such-a-bounty-of-appreciation/ I know you already recieved this awaard, but I love your work and wanted to let you know! Thanks for the bellly laughs!
June 1st, 2012 at 9:23 am
That is awesome! Thanks so much for reading, I am truly flattered.
May 11th, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Simon,
What good is lots of estrogen if there ain’t no clown in here…
Le Clown
May 13th, 2012 at 7:49 pm
Make yourself at home le Clown.
April 30th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
That’s gonna be a lot of estrogen. I will stay tuned.
April 30th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
yeah, I need a drink just thinking about it.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:57 am
Love your way of writing… getting addicted…
Combination of clarity and softness in your thoughts… totally sweet!!
April 26th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Thanks so much for the kind words. Much appreciated.
April 20th, 2012 at 4:09 am
I have presented you with the Reader’s Appreciation Award for I believe your blog is a very worthy blog of this award. To get the award, please go to my blog here http://drses.wordpress.com/2012/04/20/reader-appreciation-award/ . congratulations. Dr. Sherry
April 26th, 2012 at 11:45 pm
Sweet! Thanks Sherry
April 27th, 2012 at 7:16 am
you are most welcome!
April 19th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
“A lot of joy to be found in the simple things and I have found they can provide a healthy dose of anti-awesome as well.”
Love that line in your bio. 😉
April 26th, 2012 at 11:46 pm
Thanks so much
April 19th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
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April 18th, 2012 at 5:02 pm
I am also a lone Y but am far away from the estrogen wars. I have 1 daughter who is 7 months she has become my WORLD! congrats on being pressed!!!
January 26th, 2012 at 10:05 am
… or maybe just matching “I’m with Fellow Tortured Dad—->” t-shirts.
January 24th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Congrats on receiving the Versatile Blogger Award (again)! http://tenthingsilike.com/2012/01/24/ten-things-i-like-receives-versatile-blogger-award/
January 24th, 2012 at 5:34 pm
Awesome, Thanks!
January 17th, 2012 at 9:27 pm
Simon,
Please join me in the protest against SOPA/PIPA. Visit my blog for more details. If you want to black out in protest as well, log into your dashboard, click “Settings” then “Protest SOPA/PIPA” then select the option you wish.
Thanks,
Joe
January 5th, 2012 at 7:13 am
Thanks for the follow Simon!
January 2nd, 2012 at 3:27 pm
You’ve been nominated for the 7 x 7 Link Award. Congrats!
Following this link for acceptance. http://wp.me/pPyQY-mT
December 23rd, 2011 at 8:07 pm
You have been nominated for the Versatile Blogger Awards. Please check here…http://jenbeads.wordpress.com/versatileblogger…moi?
December 18th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Simon,
Just wanted to let you know I nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award last week. Visit my site for more details! Good job Simon, keep the posts coming!
Joe
http://www.jcdickerson.wordpress.com
December 18th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Congratulations you’ve been nominated for a Versatile Blogger Award! Click here to check it out:
December 19th, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Thanks!
December 9th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Thanks Joe!
December 8th, 2011 at 10:38 am
Simon,
I’ve recently nominated you and your blog for the Liebster Blog Award. Congratulations.
Please visit my blog at http://www.jcdickerson.wordpress.com for acceptance protocol. Keep up the good work!
November 16th, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Just signed up..you make me laugh! Hopefully you will be an eye into my husband’s though process too….! Ha!
Keep it up!
November 17th, 2011 at 10:09 am
Thanks for reading!
October 14th, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Simon, you sound like my husband. Outnumbered in his own house. Even our dog is a girl and the poor man sometimes looks quite forlorn! Thanks for liking my posts, I’ve just had a look at yours and had a damn good giggle. I especially like the “Massive phones attached to buildings you had to put money in to make them work”. Miss 5 asked me why I was laughing and so I had to explain. Perfect! Just cemented your points and made me laugh even more:) Nice Work!
September 29th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
You have an incredible knack for taking everyday occurrences and turning them into hilarious, inspiring posts! I’m a young parent of 3 so I can definitely relate to most, if not all of your posts! I like your posts so much I subscribed to your blog a couple days ago, so keep writing!
Also, I’d like to invite you to my blog (it’s relatively new at the moment) to take a look! Hope to see ya there – http://www.jcdickerson.wordpress.com
Keep up the good work!
Joe
September 27th, 2011 at 8:03 pm
…love your blog! And I too am fond of the word “cheers!”
sweetandweak — well said sir!!!
September 26th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Nice blog! It’s good to see that someone has a sense of humor about the bad parts of life like I do.
September 25th, 2011 at 7:13 am
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September 24th, 2011 at 8:56 am
We also have two little girls! When I was pregnant with the second someone said of my husband “He must have been destined to be admired by women!” And he is. He’s certainly a hero in the eyes of the women in this household! Just remember that when you’re feeling outnumbered…you get to be a hero every day!
September 24th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
I wouldn’t trade it for the world!
September 24th, 2011 at 8:27 am
I like your blog 😀
November 17th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Thanks so much for reading, I really appreciate it.
September 23rd, 2011 at 11:44 pm
Sounds like my dad as well. Only brother to 4 older sisters, father to two daughters, and our dog is a boy but his manliness is chopped off so does he actually count?
Good luck surviving!
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:39 pm
You sound like my Dad: Father of two girls, a little out of his element, but stayed positive and learned the joy in saying (not often, of course), “here’s my credit card, have fun shopping.” And all the girls smiled. 🙂
September 23rd, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Yeah, I told my wife that God must have made me so good with women as preparation. She didn’t really think that was as hilarious as I did.
September 24th, 2011 at 8:27 am
Haha.