Last summer I got a chance to cross off an item from the old proverbial bucket list. I tried my hand at stand-up comedy and pretty much had a blast. I’m not sure why I never shared the video but I’ve been looking into giving it another try and thought it might be worth posting. Apologies for the video quality, if I do it again I will try to get a better recording.
Take my advice, this can be easier than it looks.
Hey guys, come closer. I have a little something to tell you that could very well change your world. Are you in a relationship with someone special and have a birthday or anniversary coming up? Are you dreading that moment when you know you need to come up with a heart-felt message to put inside of the card and not just underline a few words and write “I love you” at the end? Could she tell last time based on the penmanship that you wrote your words of love and adoration while you were sitting at a red light?
Well don’t worry about that any longer because I have an idea that is going to melt hearts and make you look like Captain Romance.
The next time you are looking for a card and you find one that you like, keep looking until you find another one that you like. Find something with a really sweet romantic message. Now take those cards to the counter and buy both of them. Open the card that you have decided to give your sweetheart and write the message from the other card into the card you are giving her. BOOM! CASANOVA.
Give her the card and wait for tears of happiness.
You Are Welcome.
If they made a movie about my life, the actor to play me would be whoever is best at walking around the house turning lights off.
Simon C. Holland 