Take my advice, this can be easier than it looks.
Hey guys, come closer. I have a little something to tell you that could very well change your world. Are you in a relationship with someone special and have a birthday or anniversary coming up? Are you dreading that moment when you know you need to come up with a heart-felt message to put inside of the card and not just underline a few words and write “I love you” at the end? Could she tell last time based on the penmanship that you wrote your words of love and adoration while you were sitting at a red light?
Well don’t worry about that any longer because I have an idea that is going to melt hearts and make you look like Captain Romance.
The next time you are looking for a card and you find one that you like, keep looking until you find another one that you like. Find something with a really sweet romantic message. Now take those cards to the counter and buy both of them. Open the card that you have decided to give your sweetheart and write the message from the other card into the card you are giving her. BOOM! CASANOVA.
Give her the card and wait for tears of happiness.
You Are Welcome.
Simon C. Holland 
August 22nd, 2013 at 8:10 am
Lol, the last card I got from my boyfriend said…
“Roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hard, bacon.”
It’s possible he wrote it while ordering breakfast but at least he wasn’t in a red light district…I don’t think.
August 22nd, 2013 at 9:12 am
Ha that is perfect!
July 14th, 2013 at 9:59 pm
Genius, putting a tag line for men only. You know curiosity killed the cat! This is quite brilliant and gives just a little more insight into the devious male mind. Very funny post. Cheers.
July 14th, 2013 at 3:38 pm
this is hilarious! LOVE it
July 12th, 2013 at 1:43 am
BOOM! Brilliance bomb.
July 12th, 2013 at 8:35 am
Thank you sir!
July 11th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Ahahahaha, that is sooooo funny and creative! Love it.
July 11th, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Thanks!
July 6th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
Some truly great advice here my friend but luckily I am never stuck for a romantic verse to write, I guess that some of us are just too wicked but hey thank you for your thoughts on this one as I am sure that many will be adopting this experiment rather swiftly 🙂
Andro
June 28th, 2013 at 1:30 am
Brilliant…especially in situations where you are too formal to write anything which carries feelings :)nice escape just copy and paste
June 24th, 2013 at 1:05 am
NICE hooky title Simon. Glad you’re back writing. Twitter gets old after awhile.
=)
June 26th, 2013 at 8:14 am
Thanks, I thought you would dig the hook. Hope you are well.
June 21st, 2013 at 1:43 pm
This is actually pretty damn smart.
June 21st, 2013 at 1:59 pm
it could be a total game changer
June 21st, 2013 at 2:03 pm
It makes me wish this post existed when it was my husbands birthday. We do have an anniversary coming up. HUZAH!
June 21st, 2013 at 2:12 pm
do it and let me know how it goes!
June 20th, 2013 at 10:53 pm
Does your wife know you do this? hahaha! What a great idea though! I’m borrowing it!
June 20th, 2013 at 11:11 pm
Now I didn’t say that I necessarily do it but it is a creative idea haha.
June 20th, 2013 at 4:36 pm
Haha! This is brilliant.
I may start using it for Mothers Days, Happy Birthday cards and cards too (my future) Romantic Interests.
Thanks for the tip!
(Now it’ll be our little secret I can’t really do the mushy lovey stuff!! Shhh….)
June 20th, 2013 at 5:30 pm
Thanks! The possibilities go far beyond mushy just make sure you get rid of the other card.
June 20th, 2013 at 5:33 pm
I’ll try my best to remember!!
xoxo
June 20th, 2013 at 2:48 pm
Ah, I get it! This isn’t an attempt at giving other men a little helping hand at all – no, it’s really a research instrument cleverly devised to reveal what percentage of women go around reading “Men Only” posts! Looks like it works pretty well. Er… I shouldn’t have said this here, should I?
June 20th, 2013 at 2:55 pm
Gotcha!
June 20th, 2013 at 12:55 pm
I’m assuming you know most bloggers are women and that you just waved a red flag in front of us, Simon! You’re using reverse psychology just to get us to read this, aren’t you?! Clever trick with the cards…but I’m guessing a guy who displays such affection towards his kids has a romantic soul as well. I’m sure you could come up with something much better. Although, kudos for the idea!
June 20th, 2013 at 2:01 pm
I think you may be on to me.
June 20th, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Drat! now they know man! Why would you tell this secret? Haha great idea though!
June 21st, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Thanks!
June 20th, 2013 at 12:08 pm
NOW we know…..
June 20th, 2013 at 12:12 pm
I specifically told you not to read this.
June 20th, 2013 at 12:18 pm
I also peek at Christmas presents.
June 20th, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Another girl here 😛 But I’m under disguise. Between the two of us, my boyfriend is better at writing those cheesy love messages. I buy him romance novels, he buys me zombie survival guides. We’re a little loony.
June 21st, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Loony is great! Thanks for reading.
June 20th, 2013 at 11:53 am
Let’s just pretend I didn’t read this.
(You know all the women will read this.)
June 20th, 2013 at 11:55 am
Curses! Foiled Again!