About Simon
I am a husband and a dad of two little girls. I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way. People say there is a lot of joy to be found in the simple things and I have found they can provide a healthy dose of anti-awesome as well. I am, in general, a pretty optimistic guy and needed a bit of a creative outlet; so here it is. Thanks for stopping by.
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March 9th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
How did you get a picture of my van on your blog?
March 7th, 2012 at 5:00 pm
Years ago when my teenagers were little people, I had a moth infestation in my car. My exterminator asked if there was a “food source” in the car. Uh, yeah, there are goldfish, cheerios, chicken mcnuggets, frenchfries and sippy cups with milk in them and not one of those items is fresh and many of them can’t be seen but I know they’re there and the moths know they’re there.
Nice pic.
March 7th, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Holy cow that is hilarious and so true.