June 17, 2012

Baby Daddy

By Simon

Happy Father’s Day Babe. Who knew I was getting so lucky when Maury pulled your name out of that envelope. Love always, your Baby Momma.

About Simon

I am a husband and a dad of two little girls. I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way. People say there is a lot of joy to be found in the simple things and I have found they can provide a healthy dose of anti-awesome as well. I am, in general, a pretty optimistic guy and needed a bit of a creative outlet; so here it is. Thanks for stopping by. View all posts by Simon

This entry was posted on Sunday, June 17th, 2012 at 10:23 am and tagged with Baby, Father's Day, humor, Maury and posted in Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

17 responses to “Baby Daddy”

cristycarringtonlewis
June 20th, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I’m wishing my Hubby had done something like that for Mother’s Day. No one ever believes the cats are his. They’re always like, “But Matt’s not that hairy. And he’s only got two legs. That cat’s tail looks nothing like Matt’s vestigial lump.”

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Andrew
June 18th, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Oh, okay. This is how it happens.

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- Simon
  June 19th, 2012 at 9:34 am
  
  Well, as long as you decide to take care of yo kids.
  
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  - Andrew
    June 19th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    
    Babies like Dr. Pepper in their bottles right?
    
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    - Simon
      June 19th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
      
      And if they get fussy you can put a jolly rancher in a Zima and give them that.
      
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      - Andrew
        June 19th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
        
        Can you still buy Zima, or do they only sell it in fancy European baby stores?
        
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        Simon
        June 20th, 2012 at 10:40 am
        
        exactly, in fact my baby bjorn has a zima koozie sewn onto the side of it.
        
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        Andrew
        June 20th, 2012 at 10:56 am
        
        Ja, das is good.
        
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skippingstones
June 17th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

Ah, Maury… Always bringing people together. In front of a live audience.

Happy Father’s Day!

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Maggie O'C
June 17th, 2012 at 2:48 pm

Happy Father’s Day Simon!

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- Simon
  June 17th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
  
  Thanks Maggie!
  
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Brigitte
June 17th, 2012 at 1:33 pm

Ah, Simon your better (I mean other) half speaks. :).
Happy Father’s Day.

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- Simon
  June 17th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
  
  Oh no, better for sure. Thanks!
  
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  - Brigitte
    June 17th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    
    You know what they say, behind every good man…you’re welcome and kudos to your BETTER half. :).
    
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    - Simon
      June 18th, 2012 at 8:47 am
      
      without question, she is the best.
      
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Michelle Gillies
June 17th, 2012 at 11:25 am

Heheheheh!

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- Simon
  June 17th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
  
  Yeah, she is funny like that.
  
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