Happy Father’s Day Babe. Who knew I was getting so lucky when Maury pulled your name out of that envelope. Love always, your Baby Momma.
June 17, 2012
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If they made a movie about my life, the actor to play me would be whoever is best at walking around the house turning lights off.
Simon C. Holland 
June 20th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
I’m wishing my Hubby had done something like that for Mother’s Day. No one ever believes the cats are his. They’re always like, “But Matt’s not that hairy. And he’s only got two legs. That cat’s tail looks nothing like Matt’s vestigial lump.”
June 18th, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Oh, okay. This is how it happens.
June 19th, 2012 at 9:34 am
Well, as long as you decide to take care of yo kids.
June 19th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Babies like Dr. Pepper in their bottles right?
June 19th, 2012 at 4:37 pm
And if they get fussy you can put a jolly rancher in a Zima and give them that.
June 19th, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Can you still buy Zima, or do they only sell it in fancy European baby stores?
June 20th, 2012 at 10:40 am
exactly, in fact my baby bjorn has a zima koozie sewn onto the side of it.
June 20th, 2012 at 10:56 am
Ja, das is good.
June 17th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Ah, Maury… Always bringing people together. In front of a live audience.
Happy Father’s Day!
June 17th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Happy Father’s Day Simon!
June 17th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Thanks Maggie!
June 17th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Ah, Simon your better (I mean other) half speaks. :).
Happy Father’s Day.
June 17th, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Oh no, better for sure. Thanks!
June 17th, 2012 at 7:34 pm
You know what they say, behind every good man…you’re welcome and kudos to your BETTER half. :).
June 18th, 2012 at 8:47 am
without question, she is the best.
June 17th, 2012 at 11:25 am
Heheheheh!
June 17th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Yeah, she is funny like that.