Necessity is the Mother of Invention
This morning I had the pleasurable experience of getting caught in a traffic jam when the interstate I was on was closed due to an accident. I take these kind of things in stride fairly well but this particular bit of traffic put me in park sitting completely still for 68 minutes. It was raining and I was in the left lane boxed in by two large trucks.
Lately I have been adhering to all of the health advice out there about staying hydrated and drinking plenty of water. At minute 55 of the traffic standstill I realized some sort of action needed to be taken and I did not have extra pants. Below is a picture of the emergency urinal I constructed. Luckily upon completion of the build traffic began to move and I found relief at a nearby service station. If you are interested in helping me patent this object please let me know.
Getting stuck in traffic is completely weak.